By horrible I mean, really fucking horrible. Really, really horrible. Who is keen to share some horrible jokes?
There WILL be offensive shit, thus boiling point, but jokes are good (unless they are in such bad taste you can't consider them jokes) and I'm not even sure if we've had a joke thread.
PS. I've tried to say just how horrible this shit it, people will prolly get offended. Of course, if it is too offensive mods can remove it. I know I was pretty sickened by the ones I'm about to post.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster?
A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.
What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina?
Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.
What is the difference between Pope John Paul II and Madeleine McCan?
The pope died a virgin.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and Heath Ledger?
Ledger was in a movie called Brokeback Mounain, McCan was mounted til her back broke.
How do you swat 200 flies at one time
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
What's the worst thing about eating vegetables?
Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls?
You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
"I got talking to a girl in the pub last night. Turns out we have a lot of similar interests. Such as My Chemical Romance...
... or Rohypnol, as I call it"
OK so that is a few to get started. My bro told me a few of them and has delighted in offending people with them lately.