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    Sharon Osbourne is a dumb cunt.

    Sharon Osbourne spoke exclusively to Kerrang! magazine (web site) last week (as reported here yesterday) regarding IRON MAIDEN's final performance on this year's Ozzfest tour, during which she cut MAIDEN's power and arranged to have the band pelted with eggs and debris from the crowd. Several more excerpts from the interview follow:

    Kerrang!: Reading between the lines of [IRON MAIDEN manager] Rod Smallwood's statement, the unspoken suggestion is that you orchestrated this whole thing...

    Sharon Osbourne: "Of course I did. I had the PA turned on and off. And look it's not hard for someone to walk into a diehard Ozzfest crowd and say, 'Who wants to throw an egg at a rock star?' Who wouldn't wanna do that? I went out and bought 50 eggs and me and my daughter had a fucking blast. C'mon, it's rock 'n' roll. No-one died. They'll be waiting a long fucking time for an apology from me."

    Kerrang!: Smallwood's statement describes the incident as "dangerous" and "unprofessional"...

    Sharon Osbourne: "Well, here's unprofessional for you: our Ozzfest show in San Bernadino is always a big deal. And because it's a special show we wanted to add SLIPKNOT to the bill, which meant that we would have to cut the time from everyone's set so that we wouldn't over-run the curfew. But Monkey Boy (Bruce Dickinson) isn't having it, and so he's onstage going, 'We won't play 55 minutes, fuck that, we're playing 65!' Now that sounds good to the kids out front — they're not gonna understand about a curfew — but of course if IRON MAIDEN plays 10 minutes more, then BLACK SABBATH get 10 minutes less of their show, and I'm not going to have that on our own fucking tour.

    "I'd say Bruce Dickinson has been unprofessional in the way he's behaved from day one. He's been complaining that the PA isn't loud enough, complaining about MTV, complaining that my husband does reality shows, complaining about the prices of the tickets, on and on. Fuck him. He didn't even speak to Ozzy once on the whole tour. I mean, Ozzfest ticket prices are expensive but we haven't raised the ticket prices for three years even though, with inflation. All the costs in putting on a show like this rise. If Monkey Boy hated the tour so much why didn't he leave it? I've been paying his wages for four weeks. He didn't seem to have any problem pocketing the $180,000 cheques that me and my husband were writing for the band for every night — that could have stayed in my pocket. Me and my husband built up this tour over 10 years with blood, sweat and tears. I'm not having anyone fuck with that."

    Kerrang!: The most astonishing thing about all this is that the metal world has always had such camaraderie, such a "one for all, all for one" attitude...

    Sharon Osbourne: "It has, right? But for some reason Bruce Dickinson seemed to view it as a battle of the bands. He'd stand up on that stage and say that this wasn't the Ozzfest anymore, it was MAIDEN-fest. How fucking disrespectful is that? He's got such an '80s mentality. He's up there saying, 'Fuck MTV and fuck radio and you wouldn't catch IRON MAIDEN doing a reality show' and it's like, 'Hang on, you're a shareholder in Sanctuary, which is one of the biggest corporations in the music business.' He's never said a word about SABBATH either, only Ozzy, so it's personal. We've had 220 bands play this tour over the last 10 years and I've never felt the need to egg anyone."

    Kerrang!: Did you confront Bruce personally about this?

    Sharon Osbourne: "No, I didn't want to give Monkey Boy the satisfaction of thinking that he'd annoyed Ozzy. The truth is that Ozzy never heard a single note of IRON MAIDEN's shows, most nights he wasn't on site when the band took the stage. My husband is a prince. And you know what, he had nothing to do with this. He wouldn't stoop to something like this, but I'm a fucking bitch and I have no problem with it.

    "Let's face it, the guy is a failed solo singer who's gone back to his band after his solo career failed. I don't know how many albums his last solo albums old in England but in America it sold 6,000 copies. Every solo album my husband puts out goes platinum. Look, tell you what, you take a picture of my husband and a photo of Monkey Boy down to (London's) Regent Street now and see who people recognize. There's no fucking question, is there? And that's what it boils down to: Jealousy. Bruce Dickinson isn't my husband's peer. There wouldn't be an IRON MAIDEN if there was no SABBATH."

    Kerrang!: And you didn't say anything to their management either?

    Sharon Osbourne: "No, I have no problem with their management. After we did the first show in Boston, I had an email from Rod Smallwood saying that Bruce was concerned that the front rows of the audience weren't really MAIDEN fans and so I kept a couple of rows of seats clear every night so that we could bring in MAIDEN fans in MAIDEN T-shirts to make the band feel comfortable. I was the mug who did this for four weeks. And then this is how Monkey Boy repays me."

    Kerrang!: From the outside it looked like the tour had been quite amicable, particularly as MAIDEN was stepping in to headline when Ozzy had to cancel some appearances...

    Sharon Osbourne: "Yes, they were happy to do that when they were given an extra $100,000 a night! We could have had ROB ZOMBIE close the show. MAIDEN are a great band, but the truth is that they have never cracked America, like Ozzy has. At MAIDEN's last two L.A. shows they played to something like 15,000 people over two nights: We gave them a platform to perform to 46,000 people in Los Angeles, and that's a wonderful opportunity. And I knew they were looking forward to it. So I was like, 'Oh, you're really looking forward to being back in L.A., are you?' Well this is where you learn you don't fuck with me..."

    Kerrang!: Up to this point you're being painted as the "Wicked Witch" here, Sharon...

    Sharon Osbourne: "I'm as nice as can be to people until they fuck with me and my family. I've always said that. I'm surprised that after everything that's been reported about how protective I am of my husband that anyone would even be shocked by this."

    Kerrang!: Was there any comment from the MAIDEN camp after the show? It's been reported that Steve Harris apologized...

    Sharon Osbourne: "Steve Harris came into apologize to Ozzy before he went onstage and he was lovely. I mean, the band are gentlemen, really down-t-earth, lovely guys. Their singer is just a liability and they can't be responsible for that. He's got a great voice but he's obviously been sucking Ronnie James Dio's cock for singing lessons. He goes on about being a pilot and a swordsman and an author and whatever - does he think he's better than everyone else? If he's such a swordsman maybe he should have fenced the eggs out of his way! I should have thrown bananas..."

    Kerrang!: Your daughter Kelly is on Sanctuary Records (owned by MAIDEN's management): Isn't this going to create tension?

    Sharon Osbourne: "What, they're gonna drop her because she threw a fucking egg? I don't think so. What's Kelly gonna do, walk up to Monkey Boy and ask for an autograph because he's been such a big influence on her musically? Ask if she can do a duet on 'Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter'? Fuck off."

    Kerrang!: Rod Smallwood's statement brings up another point which is that regardless of any personal fueds between the two camps, the people who really suffered where the people who bought tickets for the show.

    Sharon Osbourne: "Come on, a bit of egg isn't gonna spoil a rock show for someone standing at the back of a 46,000 strong crowd. Everyone got a show they'll remember for the rest of their lives. If I was at that show I'd want to keep the ticket stub because it'll go down in history."

    Kerrang!: Doesn't this kind of incident make you think, 'Fuck it, I just don't need this grief anymore'?

    Sharon Osbourne: "No, not at all. Because he's not here anymore so it's fine. He can go back to Chiswick and wash the peanut butter out of his hair and sit in the pub and talk about having a wank. But he'd better watch out that he doesn't run into my son at Reading. Jack would give him one kick in the head and that'd be that. But you know what the irony is? Jack wouldn't know Monkey Boy if he fell over him in the street..."

    Kerrang!: Saying things like this could make this run and run...

    Sharon Osbourne: "Not for me. We have Ozzfest shows to do so I'm not thinking about this anymore. Bruce Dickhead doesn't exist to me anymore."

    Sharon Osbourne's interview with Kerrang! can be found in the magazine's latest issue, out on the stands today (August 31).

    (Thanks: Kerrang!)

    I couldn't post this in news, so the mods can move it if they wish. Sharon Osbourne should seriously kill herself though. This interview seriously made me upset, mostly because of her stupidity and arrogance. So what if Dickinson doesn't sell as much albums as Ozzy, that just means he didn't sell out. And stop refering to Ozzy as the main member of Black Sabbath. Iommi wrote everything, only to have Ozzy bail on him because of more money. She sould face the fact the her kids are two talentless assholes, her husbands a vegetable, and she is ruining Ozzfest.
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    Thanks for this contribution. She really is a dumb cunt, but we knew that already for a long time...

    Moved to the news section...
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    Goddamnit. What a stupid bitch. Seriously. I thought that part about Jack Osbourne was pretty funny though. Yeah, like that would really happen...what the fuck Sharon

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    Quote Originally Posted by miscreation666
    Goddamnit. What a stupid bitch. Seriously. I thought that part about Jack Osbourne was pretty funny though. Yeah, like that would really happen...what the fuck Sharon
    Yeah. She's pretty delusional. Lets see, Bruce Dickinson who is very athletic for his age and good with swords vs. Jack Osbourne, a fatass who barely has the coordination to walk and chew gum at the same time.
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    yeah, Jack may be a crazy ass kick boxer now, but Sharon is still a dumb twat.

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    I found this on myspace. I guess Trivium has chosen sides in this fued.
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    This whole thing made me dig up my Maiden dvd's and play them one by one. Anyone interested in an Ozzy collection?
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    I think all true warriors of metal are on Maiden's side. I would have killed Sharon...cut down Maiden's time for Slipknot. Fuck them!
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    i am not against ozzy at all. i still must say that the last ozzy album, down to earth, sucked major cock. and zee, black sabbath kicked out ozzy because of drug problems.
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    well IDK about last night but we just did it again and I definitely made her cum. she was soo wet too. but again she stopped. She mentioned that she doesn't have many more condoms so I said I'd go grab some. Does anyone know what kind are good? are there any with bumps or something on the inside to make it feel better? because this is going to drive me nuts if I can't get off before she gets worn out. I suppose its better than having the opposite problem and cumming too quick though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by About2Crash
    i am not against ozzy at all. i still must say that the last ozzy album, down to earth, sucked major cock. and zee, black sabbath kicked out ozzy because of drug problems.
    Its more than that because they all had drug problems. Ozzy expressed that he wanted to go in a different direction musically on a number of occasions. Whether he left or Black Sabbath kicked him out doesn't really matter because he didn't want to be in the group.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cactrotman
    I think all true warriors of metal are on Maiden's side.
    Hehe, I'm a true warrior of metal...
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    sharron and kelly would never have been famous if it werent for ozzy and she talks like she's the big shit. she really couldnt be more full of shit if you force fed it to her.
    i would have taken that egg and chucked it at her instead.
    she's real clever with that showing ozzy's pic down regent street. i mean, how much more publicity could he get to make his face more recognizable than than 30+ years of music, reality tv, and cameos in movies? a fucking nelly fan could pick him out.
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    No, but seriously just because jack osbourne may have gone to Thailand for months of crazy ass kick boxing training and knocked that fighter dude out in the first round doesn't mean shit. Sharon is a dumb cunt for the fact that she brought that up at all. It seems to me like she is just trying to bring all the family into the fight for more publicity now.

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    Buahahahaaha, she's taking one fucking plunge in shit. She's trying to introduce ethic of tv reality shows and pop music to the metal world. This is, I believe, not the way we want it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee
    I found this on myspace. I guess Trivium has chosen sides in this fued.
    cool, I've got the same guitar as the guy on the far left. I call him jackson.
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    It usually takes more than that to get a woman wet, Erik. :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee
    I found this on myspace. I guess Trivium has chosen sides in this fued.
    i do believe i now have much more respect for Trivium...

    but basically, we've all known Sharon was a dumb cunt for quite a while now, but this definately takes the crown for most cunt-ish thing she's done... So basically, i hope she and Ozzy, and while im at it, the whole rest of their family dies... Because they suck... The End...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bard In The Forest
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee
    I found this on myspace. I guess Trivium has chosen sides in this fued.
    i do believe i now have much more respect for Trivium...

    but basically, we've all known Sharon was a dumb cunt for quite a while now, but this definately takes the crown for most cunt-ish thing she's done... So basically, i hope she and Ozzy, and while im at it, the whole rest of their family dies... Because they suck... The End...
    well put...

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    No, I got something worse in mind: retirement. They should be put in a home where the only thing they can do is annoy the hell out of eachother and an MTV crew is always present. Not that anything is ever broadcasted but I can imagine it will be uncomfortable...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee
    I found this on myspace. I guess Trivium has chosen sides in this fued.
    I think I just gained more respect for Trivium.

    And personally, I think I would drop someone from my label if they threw an egg at me, so Kelly can go somewhere else.

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    i wouldnt drop kelly from the label, i would just offer her a shitty contract next time around. that way if she signs it, she is fucked.
    Quote Originally Posted by Res
    well IDK about last night but we just did it again and I definitely made her cum. she was soo wet too. but again she stopped. She mentioned that she doesn't have many more condoms so I said I'd go grab some. Does anyone know what kind are good? are there any with bumps or something on the inside to make it feel better? because this is going to drive me nuts if I can't get off before she gets worn out. I suppose its better than having the opposite problem and cumming too quick though...

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